WTF????

Did anyone hear the pope's message?  He actually said there was too much 'glitz and glamor' in Christmas!  Look at what he has in his hands.. 24" of solid gold chalice encrusted with platinum and diamonds!  Yes those other chalices and candelabra are also solid gold ... not plated.  His robes have actual gold metal threads decorating them!
His message also included a 'prayer' for the poor, as he sits in a gold encrusted palace with servants and limousines and gold trimmed moving platforms for him to stand on so he doesn't have to walk.
All the while this is going on, they are running expensive commercials on TV begging you to 'come back.'  And spending millions fighting against rights.
Where in anyone's version of the bible does it say to worship with gold and jewels?

Yes come back to the Catholic Church.. the epitome of hypocrisy. 
 

My Christmas Hopes....

This is the time of the year that it doesn't matter about where you are from,

what you look like, what you wear, wether you are living with birth family, chosen family, or alone, if you are rich or poor, what religion you are or aren't, if you are straight, gay or somewhere between. It doesn't matter what your political beliefs are or how old you are.

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What matters is that you help someone else - who didn't ask.

What matters is that you be kind to someone else - who was having a bad time.

What matters is that you do something nice for someone else - who wasn't expecting it.

What matters is that you Pay It Forward - without expecting it back.

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Have a Fantastic Holiday!

Chic-Fil-A .... hummmm

This is from John Paul's blog....(the link is below)

December 5th, 2011 at 11:01PM

An Open Letter to Chick-Fil-A

To Chick-Fil-A, Truett Cathy, and the WinShape Foundation:

It is with a heavy heart that I write to you saying that I can no longer, in good conscience, patronize your establishment. Nor can I partake of your delicious, succulent, juicy chicken.

I mean, I would like to. Oh trust me, I would! But the beef (ha!) I have with you isn’t about your chicken. Your chicken is actually quite good. Your ongoing support of anti-gay organizations and hate groups, however, is what has left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

I had deduced that your business was religious - meaning I noticed it was always closed on Sundays and I just sort of guessed. And that’s fine. I live in Oklahoma and I know plenty of Christian businesses who do the same thing. That much never bothered me.

I never really knew what Chick-Fil-A’s opinion of gays was, but I probably wouldn’t have cared. You are free to have whatever rampantly bigoted views you choose to hold, and I have the right to call them just that. If one of the Chick-Fil-A cows were a homophobe, I’d hope he’d have the common courtesy to at least keep that to himself and we would be fine.

But then you had to do it to me. You just had to push me away. You went and donated $2 million, money that customers like me helped youmake, to anti-gay organizations like the Pennsylvania Family Institute. These are people who have said that striking down Prop 8 was a direct hit to human civilization. They’ve said same-sex marriage threatens children, hurts families, and punishes society by caving in to a radical sexual revolution.

I’ve checked your tab, and apparently that’s not the only anti-gay organization you support:

• Marriage & Family Legacy Fund: $994,199
• Focus On The Family: $12,500
• Exodus International: $1,000

Oh, that Exodus International one is a low blow, Chick-Fil-A, because that group’s entire purpose is to eliminate and “cure” homosexuality like it’s a mental disorder.

And then you sent out a message saying you’re not anti-gay and that you respect LGBT people. But then, well, this:

http://news.change.org/stories/yes-chick-fil-a-says-we-explicitly-do-not-like-same-sex-couples

That’s an odd definition of respect. And you’re absolutely sure you’re not anti-gay?

Come on, just admit you don’t like me. It’s pretty obvious. You’ve given money to organizations who are actively trying to make sure I don’t get to enjoy the same rights as heterosexual couples. You have helped fundhate groups who, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center, are listed right alongside the KKK.

So I think you’ve made it pretty clear how you feel. Now here’s how I feel.

I refuse to spend my money at a business that supports hate, and I encourage others to do the same.

Maybe you think a small number of people boycotting won’t make much of a difference. And, you know, that may be true.

But when I think that even so much as a penny, a single freaking penny of my money went to Exodus International and helped fund their sick, perverse practices of “curing” gay people, it breaks my heart.

It makes me physically ill to think that a single cent of the money I paid to eat your chicken goes to a hate group who clearly disagrees with my very existence. And when I think, even for a second, that I have in any way helped a group who is trying to undermine my civil rights… well, it makes me want to puke.

And suddenly, I’m not so hungry anymore. No matter how tasty the chicken might be.

But hey, if you meant what you said about not being anti-gay, and if you’re half as Christian as you claim to be, then I’ve got a proposition for you.

Homelessness among LGBT youths is rampant, and charities and churches all over America are struggling to provide them with food, shelter, and a positive environment. Even if you think their sexual orientation is a choice, they are still human beings - and they are suffering.

Here’s one organization that could sure use some help:
http://www.aliforneycenter.org/

And even if you don’t feel like giving a monetary donation… I bet those homeless teens could really go for some free chicken.

Just a thought.

I certainly hope that you have read all of this and heard me out. I also hope that, one day, I may again enjoy one of your chicken sandwiches with extra pickles and waffle fries. It was my favorite!

Until Chick-Fil-A stops supporting these hate groups, however, my morals will simply not allow it.

John Paul's blog

My Christmas Gift

All I want for Christmas.....

It's Time

Thanksgiving 2011

"As we express our gratitude, we must never
forget that the highest appreciation
is not to utter words,
but to live by them."
-John F. Kennedy

Homophobia

Homophobia


Homophobia means:

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the boy kicked out of his home because I am gay.
Reblog this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Thanks to: http://quasil0t.tumblr.com/

Now for something a bit relaxing... watch full screen with sound at a comfortable level to enjoy......

PHANTOM WATER EDIT from Chris Bryan on Vimeo.

It Gets Better

Today we wear purple in remembrance of all the teens that have committed suicide or are thinking of it. Many are pushed into it by bullies. This is something that cannot be tolerated. Bullying comes in many forms...persons at school or work and parents and siblings are the ones that do the most. School kids can be very mean and hurtful thinking they are having fun. Parents do it by forcing beliefs and feelings on their kids. Bullying is a learned behavior. It comes from what your parents, preachers and peers taught . It is a form of hatred and is against everything that most religions believe in. Christ, for example, taught love and compassion, the exact opposite of bullying.
If you are a parent of a boy that isn't the star athlete or a girl that isn't the beauty queen, never tell them they are wrong in what they feel. Encourage and love them as they are. A boy that likes colors or likes the piano could grow up to be a world class artist. The girl that likes to play sports could be a politician when she gets older. If you try to force your beliefs and your wishes on your child ... you will force them out of your life. They will either run or end it.
If you are a victim of a bully, there are many people who will help. I have links on the side of this page for some groups. You can also contact School officials or contact your local MCC, Unitarian, or Church of Christ. They all will help. If you don't know where to find it Send me an e-mail at teddycares2@gmail.com and I'll try to help.

A Tribute

I found this today on another blog. It really says a lot.

Today We Remember Matthew Shepard

This is from the Matthew Shepard newsletter...

13 Years Later, His Legacy Lives On

Thirteen years ago today, on the prairie east of Laramie, Wyoming, a 21-year-old man was clinging to life after a brutal attack. Two other men, who somehow in their lives came to believe that others could be disregarded, hurt, or even killed, for being different than themselves, had left Matthew Shepard alone, mortally wounded, tied to a fence, at the mercy of the elements.

The Matthew Shepard Foundation remembers Matt every day, as we conduct educational programs about the value of diversity, reach out to companies to ensure equal opportunity in the workplace, and deliver online resources to LGBT and allied young people to lead healthy, productive, hate-free lives.

We implore policy makers to end discrimination, hate crimes and bias in our society. We draw the nation's attention to the scourges of bullying, and parental rejection. We project a message of hope, and a call for personal commitment to change in all of our daily lives. We do this in Matthew's name, and in yours: you, the donors, supporters and activists who make our work possible, and effective.

But every October in particular, we also remember Matt, the person whom some of us were unbelievably fortunate to know. A person who was passionate about social justice, and the plight of those less fortunate than himself. A true friend and a gentle spirit whose imperfections, like all of ours, were vital to his personality and a source for his ambition to make the world better for everyone.

Please join all of us at the Foundation and the Shepard family in remembering Matt today, in your own life, in some way large or small, by "Replacing Hate with Understanding, Compassion and Acceptance."

Thank you for your continued support.


Jason Marsden, Executive Director

Steve Jobs 1955-2011

9/11 With Respect

This was only run once during the 9/11 commemorations .. please take a minute to watch it ..

9/11 Memorial near Tampa

This is a memorial just north of Tampa in a town named Oldsmar.

The memorial consists of a granite base on which the I-beam section of steel from one of the World Trade Center towers is affixed. The steel beam is set on metal scroll work of the number 343, the number of New York City firefighters killed that fateful day. The walkway to the memorial is made of brick pavers that have inscribed upon them the names of each of the 343 firefighters and their unit assignments.

A Childs view of 9/11

Below is something written by a ten year old boy ten years ago.
He passed three years later from the terminal disease that he had been born with. 

His words will touch your heart as they have for many,
including his hero, President Carter. 

Mattie's web site

Mattie with President Carter on GMA

Ten Years Later

9/11/01

Where were you on that fateful morning?

I can remember it exactly. It was a few minutes to nine. I was sitting in my living room watching Good Morning America. They were getting ready to close the show for the day, when Diane Sawyer interrupted the broadcast with a news item about the WTC having an apparent fire. She continued with another update of a possible explosion at the WTC. Then the background pic changed to a live shot of the Center, where you could see smoke coming from one of the buildings. As they speculated on the causes and effects of such a fire... someone mentioned that people were saying it was a small plane that hit the building. They continued filling in as they tried to get more information. Suddenly Diane’s attention was back on something on the screen. Another plane was heading in and then hit the other tower. She yelled out something like “Oh My God, The other tower’s been hit!”

That was at eleven minutes after nine. I continued to watch as I called my friend Cory to tell him to get the news on NOW! He began to freak out as he was watching things develop. We stayed on the phone for several hours as the events of the day unfolded.

I was a bit surprised when they showed the president in Sarasota. There had been no publicity about him being there. Usually when he’d plan a trip to Florida, there would be tons of publicity and his brother, the governor, would show up and make it a big TV event. When the news finally showed him giving a speech from there, I had already seen Air Force One fly over. This was noticeable since at that time all planes had been ordered out of the air. I can remember that timing well as Cory and I were talking about the problems of clearing all the planes out of the air. Where I lived was not in any flight paths, even tho I lived only a few miles north of Mac Dill AFB. So when a very large and loud plane with several smaller jets around it flew over, it got my attention. They were so low that they could be heard coming up from the south. I went out on my balcony and saw them fly over. Several minutes later, they showed Bush on TV giving his speech from Sarasota.

During this time I sent a message to my friend in Kentucky who was an EMT to tell him to watch the news. He had just woke up and had just turned his TV on. We were chatting on our computers about the events and had our cams up. About this time Bush was speaking from ‘somewhere in Louisiana’. As this was going on, my friend’s EMT alert signal went off. He said he had to go ... all EMT’s were being called in to a nearby airport. I mentioned that I thought it was strange since all planes were grounded a bit earlier. He said quickly as he went off line ...’Not this one’. Several hours later he called me, all excited, to tell me that he had to be there for Air Force One landing and the president being driven off. And then later was brought back and they took off. I asked him if he was sure if it was AF1 and he said he was very familiar with that plane.

Over the next few days, we heard of the thousands of rumors and tons of mis-information that had been spread. Some were for security reasons but most were just gossip. One item that I heard and was never confirmed either way was that Flight 93 never crashed but was seen landing in Cleveland and then moved to a private hanger where it was repainted. Lots of questions were raised about many of the discrepancies and all were brushed aside,

09/11/11

Ten Years Later...

I’m sure every network worth anything will have some sort of special or ‘documentary’ on what happened. They will have the gory films and any sensational stuff they can dig up. It will jar a lot of memories and probably cause many tears to be shed...

Many of the questions from that day tho, will still remain unanswered and probably will never be answered.

Questions like ... Why was the military on high alert days before 9/11 but no actions were taken … Why were the various US intel agencies unable to share their information ... Why was the President not in Washington at exactly the time it happened ... Why did he take so long to react ... Why did military jets wait so long to scramble ... Why is it that when they did take off … they went the wrong way ... Why did we spend billions and kill thousands in the wrong country ...

The person on watch when this happened was unable to find the person who claimed to be responsible, because he was too busy avenging his daddy’s name. It took some Navy Seals under the current presidents orders to catch and eliminate him.

There is a monument being constructed, altho several years delayed. There have been many controversies. Some as expected about design and others about who is invited to memorial services. One I agree with is that Politicians and Preachers should not be allowed to speak ... keep politics and religions out of it. Not Prayers, but religious bigotry and hate. They have no place there. It is not a forum to promote causes but to celebrate the lives lost.

It does not matter now who or what really was the cause of it ... it matters that we remember those who were lost and why.

Some updates and thoughts

It 's been a while, so I thought I'd bring everyone up to date on life in Teddy's world.
Joshhy has moved in with his aunt in Michigan for school. I hope he is able to do well there. Joe, another friend of ours is staying with us until he is able to get his own place. Joe works a couple of jobs and is a rather busy young man. He is really friendly, but doesn't know how to cook .... we're teaching him tho.
Both William and I are doing great. We are stocking up on storm supplies. We're just waiting to see what Irene is going to do. One moment she is headed towards Florida the next she is moving east of here then later back to us. In any case she is HUGE and moving WNW. She is expected to become a cat 4 and that is bad no matter where she goes.



I recently met a young man Ryan on his blog. He is a young guy with a BF and a really huge heart. He lives at home with his mom, brother and BF. His blog comments are always very interesting and shows how much he cares about the things he believes in. He works for an animal rescue center and loves his work. Please take a few minutes to check out his blog here.

A Few Thoughts

Well, we made it thru another Government created crisis... sort of. The tea baggers and their friends in what is left of the republican party forced their ideas and demands on the US. This gave us, instead of a tax fix, higher interest rates and lower value of the country. Not to mention how bad the US looks to the rest of the world.

New York passed gay marriage much to the chagrin of catholics and other religious bigots who are still making threats to push their agenda on the world.

Have you ever met an Angel in person? You may have and not known it. I recently met one while exploring blogs. There is a young man who happens to live very close to where I do and has a fantastic blog about his life ... his ups and downs ... his loves and fears... and his likes and dislikes. It is also about his growing up. If you saw him at Publix or the beach or at his work, you'd probably think just another cute young guy ... Until you meet him ... His name is Ryan, his BF is Kadin and their blog is Here Ryan is a fantastic role model and a great example of a teen dealing with life. You rarely find a person with such a fun personality that has such a drive for the things he believes in. To read more about him check his blog at the link above.

One More Tribute

PRotege For Jeremy

This is a Tribute Song that Danny Gerena wrote for Jeremy ... Danny is Jeremy's friend. They grew up in the neighborhood together. It's Awesome! PRotege is Danny's group.

Diagnosis day

This is from Jeremy's CaringBridge page, written by his mother

Last year - I woke up this morning in a room in the PICU of Jackson Memorial hospital with Jeremy. He was scheduled for a test that morning. Marcelo, a resident, came in to have me sign the form and advised me that he needed to have a bone marrow biopsy. When they had taken blood a slide had been made. When they looked at the slide again they saw that the cells were misshapen. This is an indicator of Leukemia.

The doctor came into the room and explained that they would do the biopsy and they could have preliminary results in an hour. Most likely, they would not know anything for 24 hours though.One hour later the doctor returned. My brother was there with me when he said - It is definitely Leukemia - we will know what kind tomorrow.

I could not go back into Jeremy's room. I had to go find a quiet place for about 15 minutes. I went back to his room. Jeremy said, "Mom why are you crying, I am fine." Of course this made it worse. Then he said....."unless you know something that I don't."

I had to tell my son - You have Leukemia.

In a few minutes he asked if there was a treatment, I explained there was. Jeremy took my hand and said, " Then I've got this mom. I can do this." These were the words I held onto to the end.

This was the last real conversation I remember having with my son.

Why Do You Celebrate the Fourth?

Today is The Fourth of July

Today we celebrate an independence gained and maintained at the cost of many lives..

Cpl. Andrew Charles Wilfahrt was one who died for those freedoms and rights

even tho he was denied many of them.

"Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes."

"The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek."

"Too often we don't hear the deaf and do not see the blind."

"What we dream we become."

These are the words Cpl. Andrew Charles Wilfahrt lived by

We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it. - William Faulkner

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation. - Woodrow Wilson

Those who won our independence believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of liberty. -Louis D. Brandeis

America is much more than a geographical fact. It is a political and moral fact - the first community in which men set out in principle to institutionalize freedom, responsible government, and human equality. - Adlai Stevenson

Where liberty dwells, there is my country. - Benjamin Franklin

These are some of the words we should all believe in and live by.

It's too bad that many who claim to be Christians are so Anti-American!

How many more will have to die for their rights and equality in this great land?

Some day this hero and thousands like him may RIP

Now, again, I ask, Why do you celebrate the Fourth?

One Year Later....

I posted this a few weeks ago on the anniversary of the beginning of the story. The actual ending was July 18, 2010....

ONE YEAR LATER

A few years ago an young teen was living with his parents in a South Florida town, going to high school like guys his age should. He was into music, like most teens are. He played sax and joined the school band. A lot of people liked him. He had a close circle of friends as most teens do. His life was going forward as is normal for a 16 year old. His parents loved him, his sisters did too, even though they loved to harass him. He was by all means, your normal average teen.

One warm Florida day in May 2010, his teacher noticed that he didn't look right. His color was off, kind of yellowish. That was the beginning of what was to become the worse two months for everyone that knew him. His parents and close friends were extremely concerned. They stuck by him, cared for him and loved him. His liver had failed, he was very lucky to get a transplant almost immediately. In July 2010 he got sick again ... went to the hospital again ... was diagnosed with leukemia and died in a few days. His family and friends stayed close to him.

It's been a year....

It's been a year we'll never forget....

It's been a year that the world changed....

It's been a year that lives changed....

It's been a year since an unfinished journey came to an end....

It's been a year with out a friend....

It's been a year with out a Love....

It's been the most difficult year of a Family's life....

It's been very hard on some close Friends

They have not had him around ... for the first time....

Their hearts were broken ...their lives changed forever....

They have Cried many tears....

They have asked WHY??....

They have searched for answers that don't exist....

They have found emptiness where there was hope and love....

Holidays that brought joy... now bring tears....

The most difficult thing to learn... life goes on....

The good and bad... Ups and downs... wars and peace....

They have found some new friends....

Others have become mysteriously absent...

Several families have become closer because of the tragedy

They have helped each other through the difficulties

but... They still feel the emptiness....

Parents

WHY SHOULD A 16 YEAR OLD BOY HAVE TO WRITE THIS? What is going on in the parents heads that they can't show this extremely intelligent young man some real parental love?

Parents

I don't know how to feel about these two
I don't know where we fall apart
The two who put up with me through all in life
From now right back to the start

I went through ups and downs with them
They never accepted who I was
Maybe I'm the reason we fell apart
Maybe I'm the one main cause

When I was little, I blew out candles on a cake
They rushed over and made a fuss, I didn't really understand
But they were trying to protect me
Blowing out the candles with my hand

When I fell around the corner
I split open my head
We went the hospital to stitch me up
We skipped dinner, you and i didn't get fed

Then when I was 10 I broke my arm, walked in without a word
You sat me down, got a cushion, told me i'll soon be on the mend
We went to hospital, went through red lights
At 60 round every bend

Yous have certainly looked after me the last few years
Through all the good and bad
I don't know where we fell apart
I miss you, mum and dad

All these things you've done
Every present I've been bought
I love you both more than anyone
And you loved me, I thought

When yous asked who Liam was
And I replied to you my boyfriend
You were both let down inside
I don't think you'll ever mend

But its not my fault because of the way I am
If I could i'd change it all
All I want is for a happy family
Not one who fight at every call

We were once that family
Before that fateful day
The day both my parents stopped caring
The day they found out I was gay

Read more at Davie Magill ... this is his blog.

Flag Day 2011

Tampa, 6/14/11

As we observe Flag Day today, I thought we should take a look back at why the U.S. was formed and why we are here.

For centuries the European countries were being terrorized by religious zealots that were forcing their beliefs on the world. If you didn't believe exactly as they did, you were tortured or killed. The Catholic Church was leading some of the worse terrorism of the times. The Church of England .. a spin off of the Catholics .. was also involved as were many of the splinter 'religions' of the day. The people eventually had had enough and decided to brave the seas to go to the 'Promised Land' of the new world.

They had hoped that by starting a new country with a new form of government, “Of the People, By the People, and For the People” with the idea of freedoms that they didn't have back in the 'old country.' Freedom of tyranny, freedom of religion and from religious persecution, freedom to speak out, and many others that they had only dreamed of. They fought bravely to defend those freedoms, a fight that continues to this day. Millions have died to preserve the freedoms that they had dreamed of.

So, today, over 200 years later, where do we stand? Well, those freedoms exist for some but not all. The chruches are back in power. The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. The things our fore fathers fought against are now back … maybe not to the extent of those times but, none the less, they are here again.

• They say there is goverernment tyrany when in actuality tyrany means abuse of powers. Cutting programs that help people while giving breaks to wealthy is a real abuse of powers.

• Religious freedom means not only freedom to practice a religion but freedom to not practice one. So called religious people are trying to force their beliefs at any cost. The dominate religious sect, Christianity, used to belive in the teachings of Christ. Today many of it's followers have no idea of the actual teachings they profess to believe in. Instead of love and compassion, they teach fear and hate.

• The freedom of speech is limited to those who support certain beliefs. During the last presidency, if you spoke out against the 'party' you could be arrested. That same 'party' is controled by two groups, the extremely rich and the extremely religious. They are even trying to re-write history to suit their own needs.

We observe Flag Day... a symbol of what this country is supposed to be...what our fore-fathers wanted it to be. We haven't made it yet. In fact we have a long way to go. Someday, maybe, all will have equal freedoms and be able to live equally with the same rights, and then Flag Day will be something to celebrate.

How to Tell a Repbulican

The following joke is by a commenter over at Crooks and Liars. I thought it was good enough to pass on to you guys.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

“She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”